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Detroit, Michigan (pow...you're dead)
I have many aliases, most will appear during the duration of this blog (about 2 weeks). I'm bad at telling people about myself, I kinda just like to be myself and let them form their own conclusion, so as far as you know, I'm just an average dude with a computer (aka a PEDO!). I LOVE cereal, all kinds, I'll probably post a lot of Cereal Reviews on here in an attempt to educate my fellow brothers and sisters about the aspect of my malnutritionification! (MESSAGE!). My album will be in stores soon (I'm black, so by default, i rap, don't judge me). I have an incredulous fetish for boobs, its almost scary, then again...who doesn't?, a lot of things irritate me, which is why I've decided to create this blog, please don't be offended, I am a very peaceful person, If you happen to read something you don't agree with, just let me know, I love talking things out (aka F*** YO OPINION SON!) lol j/k :)

2.07.2011

Rantservation #3

"love me and leave me...thats the story of my life......but it wont happen again see, since i bought a butchers knife, mhm see, the next man that loves me and leaves me so quick, mhm, im gone cut his balls off, Im gone chop off his dick, no im gone kill that mother f*****, f**** with me, naw see..."--Dashiki (Swahili for doggystyle) from 'Dont be a Meance..' lmao I just had to finish that out, classic movie man.

I remember you...

I'll keep this rant short and to the point, for some reason I'm on a roll .  Why do people, walk out of your life, and attempt to come back as if nothing happened?  Don't even have the courtesy to acknowledge it and apologize for it, they just expect everything to be normal.  I'll never understand this, perhaps its just one of those things you arent supposed to understand.  But there are some who come back and are truly sorry.....THEN THEY DO IT AGAIN!! lol.  As you can see this has happened to me on more than one occasion, in fact it happens to me at LEAST 2 times a year lol.  I know guys do it, guys do it a lot, because most of their female friends are only their friends when they are single and they want to flirt or have sex.  As many females as I've seen complain about this, you'd think they'd be different....WRONG!  That's why I said people, I decided not to just bash females on this one.  I can look back on these disappearances and laugh about it now, and I've built up a tolerance for it, and I almost expect new females I talk to, to disappear eventually.  Even though they can be sometimes convincing that they arent like everyone else, and they wont leave, and yadda yadda, just know, I got my good eye on you (I have a glass eye).  Anywhore, comment, share your experience(s) lets all laugh about it together.

3 comments:

  1. ReBourneFebruary 8, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    I particularly hate that awkward first "hi", when they call you out of nowhere actin like nothing ever happened and you're just nuts.
    As if you'll just be like "haaaaaay, what's up man?!" instead of "i still hate you".
    Bastards.

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  2. Marcus "The Ranter"February 9, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    lol yeah, i hate the fact that they have so much to say but dont say it unless you show how much you hate them first, then all of a sudden they're like "well, first my grandfather died, then i found out i had aids, and i wanted to tell you, but after my grandfathers funeral, i became a mute, and i was gonna type it to you, but my hands fell off, then i figured by this time you just hated me, so i didnt bother, i cried myself to sleep every night thinking about you, and i want you to know im madly in love with you"....bastards

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  3. ReBourneFebruary 11, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Lol word! "...then after my plane went down over baghdad, i couldn't find my phone...!" -_-

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