Good Luck Chuck!
(another women-bashing blog)
For those of you who don't know, Good Luck Chuck is a movie about a guy who was cursed, "Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love." While my situation isn't exactly that, it is similar. So I decided to share this with you fine folks, I know some of you will read this and disagree, I'm not 100% accurate with it lol, just listen! (read)
I can't seem to figure it out, still baffles me to this day, almost every time I started/start to really like a female, she'd randomly fall head over hills for someone else. Now at the time most of these cases happened, it seemed like a sure thing for that female and whatever guy she started to fall for, some time has passed and it just didn't work out for a few, but if I had a dollar, for every time it happened, I would literally have like 7 dollars dude, you know what I can get with that?! I once told one of my "unlucky" friends about it, her exact words were "I hope some of that luck rubs off on me", not too long after that she ended up in a serious relationship that lasted a couple years with some dude I believe she's still in love with though they arent together. I know what you're thinking, and yes, of course it sucks! Always pretending to be happy for someone who walked out of your life so quickly, as if what you had with each other was merely a dream or...nothing. OK, I wont say I was pretending to be happy, my congratulations were very genuine and sincere, and I do indeed want nothing more than to see my friends and everyone happy, but why does it have to go through me? lol. Just when i think the curse is over, it strikes again for the 12th time in 5 years. I stopped crying about it a long time ago and decided to add it to my resume, and let potential like'ees know, if you stick around long enough I'll find you a bf/husband, "FOR FREEEEEE" (Bedtime Stories reference, keep up). I guess I'm happy to have played such a pivotal role in some of you finding "true love" or at least someone to bang you for a couple of months, "but Marcus The Ranter, what about your feelings? what about those females unintentionally hurting you just so they can be happy with someone else?!". My feelings have been used more than excuses with black people, so don't worry about me lol (that was my attempt at making you feel bad for me...is it working?). I can't possibly be the only victim of this terrible Good Luck Chuck curse, maybe some of you have been Good Luck Chuck or Good Luck Chuckette. Comment, share a story, apologize for using my feelings as a trampoline to reach new heights, cry and eat ice cream with me.
Peace and mo Old Navy Fleece
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