Smackdown vs Raw 2010
(a wrestling game) just caused my computer chair to lose a ligament or two...yes, its all the game's fault, no one told the game to be so awesome! Anyway, I decided I wanted to play a Triple Threat Match (3 wrestlers all fighting each other at the same time) and put 2 titles on the line (WWE championship title, World championship title), it was me (Batista), Randy Orton (Randy Orton) and Edge (Edge). Here I am kicking names and taking ass, and when I say taking ass, I mean TAKING ASS!! Jumping off the top ropes, hitting them with steel chairs and lumber!, I even took the referee's ass!! (ew dude) lol anyway, after a long hard match, I had done my special move on both opponents about 5 times a piece, Edge (played by Edge) ran out of the ring to escape my wrath! BUT he forgot Randy Orton was down on the mat and ready for the count! I turned my attention to Randy, got on top of him like a hooker trying to keep her cable on, lifted his leg and the referee counted....ONE!...TWO!..Edge then enters the ring!! but its too late THREEEEEEEE!!! [simulate crowd noise with mouth] I (BATISTA) WINS!!, and there I am standing victoriously holding my 2 championship belts!!
REWIIIIIND!
Remember back a few days ago when i said Smackdown vs Raw 2010 caused partial death to my computer chair?, yeah, somewhere in between the referee saying "THREEEEE!!!!" I leaned back in my chair and heard a loud, POP!!, I hopped up quick like "OH S***" (I didnt curse guys, its Sunday) but thats what i was thinking! Anyway, looks like my computer chair is gonna have to go through life with a broken...something bone, I dont know what you'd call that on a chair...I guess its the patubula. (?)
Thank You
for reading my epic story about my chair now having a gangster lean, now when my ladies (play along) come over, I can tell them to sit in the recliner steel chair with hot orange leather cushions.
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