So Proud of My City!!!!
Detroit, Michigan (pow...you're dead)
I have many aliases, most will appear during the duration of this blog (about 2 weeks). I'm bad at telling people about myself, I kinda just like to be myself and let them form their own conclusion, so as far as you know, I'm just an average dude with a computer (aka a PEDO!). I LOVE cereal, all kinds, I'll probably post a lot of Cereal Reviews on here in an attempt to educate my fellow brothers and sisters about the aspect of my malnutritionification! (MESSAGE!). My album will be in stores soon (I'm black, so by default, i rap, don't judge me). I have an incredulous fetish for boobs, its almost scary, then again...who doesn't?, a lot of things irritate me, which is why I've decided to create this blog, please don't be offended, I am a very peaceful person, If you happen to read something you don't agree with, just let me know, I love talking things out (aka F*** YO OPINION SON!) lol j/k :)

3.12.2011

I'm not yo daddy I'm yo grandpaw!!!

 [Sexy Grandpa Dance]
That title has nothing to do with this entry, I'm just in a good mood, as of right now it looks like I'm going to be able to purchase the 2 of the 3 gadgets I really wanted this year.  iPad 2 and Nintendo 3DS.  I plan on selling my 1st gen iPad to my cousin, he really wants it, plus he's gonna look like a baller going to school with it, so I really want to help him out with the ladies lol.  I'm looking forward to reviewing each gadget for you all.  In other news:

 Freeway Racing (in my head)
I know I'm not the only one who does this.  There you are, bored, driving on the freeway, listening to your Spice World soundtrack, singing all the lyrics, enjoying your own company.  Suddenly the car behind you decides he/she wants to speed up, go around you, and get back in your lane.....SAY WHAAAAAT?!, he must not know who I am!!  Freeway Race!!  Put the pedal to the metal!, you go from "If you wanna be my lover!" to "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" taking no prisoners on this here freeway.  Switch lanes, pull up next to the perpetrator and hit them with the dirtiest (not sexy) look you can generate, of course they're gonna look back at you puzzled, cause they don't know, THIS S*** JUST GOT REAL!  You take off! leaving that individual and anybody on the freeway who wants to try foolery behind, and the beauty of it is, EVERYONE WANTS TO RACE YOU!, you know why? cause its all in your head!, They shall all be leeeeearned.

Yes, I'm guilty of racing people on the freeway when they arent aware of it, but who doesn't do this?  If you don't, you should, its pretty fun.

Peace and mo Old Navy Fleece

3.10.2011

Cinnamon Chex Review!

About the cereal
Chex came into the (breakfast food) game sort of like most cereals, plain and sugarless.  Over the years, Chex has added a few decent variations of their cereal to their arsenal.  Chex can be found anywhere, from Trail Mix to Muddy Buddies (melt peanut butter and chocolate, roll your Chex around in it, coat with powdered sugar!).  Rice Chex, Corn Chex, Chex Chex, Diet Chex, Rain Chex (see what I did there?...go on...look again), I've tried just about all the different types of Chex, except Chocolate, im not a chocolate cereal guy but if one were to request, I would gladly purchase a box.  Anywho.  Cinnamon Chex is next on the chopping block, lets see if it can hold its own.  (follow me over to the review board)

The Good
  • Cinnamon Chex are very tastey
  • They deliver (in taste) with or without milk
  • Cinna-Crave Cured!
The Bad
  • Could be a LITTLE sweeter
  • Would be better if all cereal squares were Cinna-filled
  • The milk aftermath isn't all that awesome like I thought it would be :(
Wrap Up
A good friend of mine told me to purchase a box of Cinnamon Chex, she said "Marcus, Cinnamon Chex...you know the holocaust?...picture thee exact opposite of that!", I'm not making this stuff up.  lol.  Overall, Cinnamon Chex is awesome, I enjoyed inhaling my first bowl (gonna get my 2nd bowl after I finish this).  I'm happy its not gonna be another box sitting on top of my fridge (see Honey Kix and Cinnamon Burst Cheerios).  It's definitely worth it, along with some of my other Chex favorites like Honey and Strawberry (wish they'd bring these back), I give Cinnamon Chex cereal 4.5 Bowls out of 5.

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You've taken a nasty spill!, and you cant reach the phone! WHAT DO YOU DO!?  You lay there until you feel good enough to get up, or wait til a relative comes to pick you up....This has absolutely nothing to do with my services.  Wanna know how a cereal tastes but you just don't have the gonads to purchase a box fresh from the factory?  Send me a request!!  I'll happily spend my hard earned money to make sure YOU wont ever purchase a terrible box of cereal ever again.