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I have many aliases, most will appear during the duration of this blog (about 2 weeks). I'm bad at telling people about myself, I kinda just like to be myself and let them form their own conclusion, so as far as you know, I'm just an average dude with a computer (aka a PEDO!). I LOVE cereal, all kinds, I'll probably post a lot of Cereal Reviews on here in an attempt to educate my fellow brothers and sisters about the aspect of my malnutritionification! (MESSAGE!). My album will be in stores soon (I'm black, so by default, i rap, don't judge me). I have an incredulous fetish for boobs, its almost scary, then again...who doesn't?, a lot of things irritate me, which is why I've decided to create this blog, please don't be offended, I am a very peaceful person, If you happen to read something you don't agree with, just let me know, I love talking things out (aka F*** YO OPINION SON!) lol j/k :)

4.23.2011

Froot Loops Review!

About the cereal
Froot Loops is one of the classic breakfast cereals of our time, like Corn Pops, Frosted Flakes, and Smacks, it will continue to be on the shelves for years to come.  There are a few different variations of the Froot Loops cereal, they have a new one with Sprinkles!, and one with "Gold Bars", just to name a couple.  I decided to grab the pack of 8 mini boxes of cereal, which included a mini box of Froot Loops.  So here's my review.

The Good

  • It's definitely Frooty
  • It's colorful
  • ...My Special Reader loves it!!
The Bad

  • Doesnt last long in milk
  • Sort of evaporates into a sandy-like texture after a chew or two
  • The milk-aftermath isnt as Frooty as the cereal


Wrap Up
As I may have mentioned with other cereals I have reviewed, Froot Loops lost its PIZAZZ, somewhere along the line, possibly when they began plastering the "Good Source of Vitamin D!!"/ "Good Source of Fiber!" badge on the front of the box.  It's not nearly as crunchy as it used to be, it gets soggy a lot quicker, and it really does taste like flavorless sand after a couple of chews.  I was never really the biggest Froot Loops fan, but every now and then, I did enjoy eating them.  Now?  I want to avoid this cereal as much as possible.  I give Fiber (Froot) Loops, 1 out of 5 Bowls, it only got that because its a piece of American ('merican) History.

P.S.- It leaves a terrible after-taste in your mouth.

1 comment:

  1. Woot! Shat all over the 'merican classic, but you be speakin troof! -forwards this to kellogg's so they can go back to the original recipe-
    ^-^ tanie

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