So Proud of My City!!!!
Detroit, Michigan (pow...you're dead)
I have many aliases, most will appear during the duration of this blog (about 2 weeks). I'm bad at telling people about myself, I kinda just like to be myself and let them form their own conclusion, so as far as you know, I'm just an average dude with a computer (aka a PEDO!). I LOVE cereal, all kinds, I'll probably post a lot of Cereal Reviews on here in an attempt to educate my fellow brothers and sisters about the aspect of my malnutritionification! (MESSAGE!). My album will be in stores soon (I'm black, so by default, i rap, don't judge me). I have an incredulous fetish for boobs, its almost scary, then again...who doesn't?, a lot of things irritate me, which is why I've decided to create this blog, please don't be offended, I am a very peaceful person, If you happen to read something you don't agree with, just let me know, I love talking things out (aka F*** YO OPINION SON!) lol j/k :)

3.12.2011

I'm not yo daddy I'm yo grandpaw!!!

 [Sexy Grandpa Dance]
That title has nothing to do with this entry, I'm just in a good mood, as of right now it looks like I'm going to be able to purchase the 2 of the 3 gadgets I really wanted this year.  iPad 2 and Nintendo 3DS.  I plan on selling my 1st gen iPad to my cousin, he really wants it, plus he's gonna look like a baller going to school with it, so I really want to help him out with the ladies lol.  I'm looking forward to reviewing each gadget for you all.  In other news:

 Freeway Racing (in my head)
I know I'm not the only one who does this.  There you are, bored, driving on the freeway, listening to your Spice World soundtrack, singing all the lyrics, enjoying your own company.  Suddenly the car behind you decides he/she wants to speed up, go around you, and get back in your lane.....SAY WHAAAAAT?!, he must not know who I am!!  Freeway Race!!  Put the pedal to the metal!, you go from "If you wanna be my lover!" to "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!" taking no prisoners on this here freeway.  Switch lanes, pull up next to the perpetrator and hit them with the dirtiest (not sexy) look you can generate, of course they're gonna look back at you puzzled, cause they don't know, THIS S*** JUST GOT REAL!  You take off! leaving that individual and anybody on the freeway who wants to try foolery behind, and the beauty of it is, EVERYONE WANTS TO RACE YOU!, you know why? cause its all in your head!, They shall all be leeeeearned.

Yes, I'm guilty of racing people on the freeway when they arent aware of it, but who doesn't do this?  If you don't, you should, its pretty fun.

Peace and mo Old Navy Fleece

2 comments:

  1. ReBourneMarch 13, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Lol I don't race cause I don't have my own car and I think a speeding ticket would mean I'm forced to take the bus for the next 3 years, but..
    If I had my own... I'd probably be in jail right now for not taking prisoners on this hea freeway! someone's gotta let em kno this shit is real!!!

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  2. Marcus "The Ranter"March 13, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    take no prisoners anyway!
    im taking no prisoners in a rental car!
    its reauuuuh!

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